PAST MANAGERS

RETIRED MANAGERS

Here is a look at our fallen comrades, or rivals, or whatever. To date, only the Kregers and Jim Toepel have ever been removed from this list and rejoined the good fight. There are a few guys on here that could someday be considered for reinstatement should a spot ever open up again – though why would it? next time someone is a bitch.


Bennett, Bryan (2002-2003, 2005-2015)

Status: BANNISHED

  • Regular Season Record: 90-66 (.577)
  • Playoff Record: 9-9 (.500)
  • Championships: 1
  • Total Trophies: 3

Past Teams: celler dwellers, Tenacious B, garcia’s Lisp!!!, great WHITE hype, Ruff Ryders, Cant Win With’Em, worst season EVER!!!, 65 toss power trap, playoff bound…, the fighting suh


Burke, Cork (2024)
Status: In Good Standing

  • Regular Season Record: 5-9 (.357)
  • Playoff Record: N/A
  • Championships: 0
  • Total Trophies: 0

Past Teams: Air Bud’s Golden Recievers


Burns, Kevin (2003)
Status: MIA

  • Regular Season Record: 5-8 (.385)
  • Playoff Record: N/A
  • Championships: 0
  • Total Trophies: 0

Past Teams: KarenAlleyEifelTower


Fryer, Chris (2003)
Status: In Good Standing

  • Regular Season Record: 4-9 (.308)
  • Playoff Record: N/A
  • Championships: 0
  • Total Trophies: 0

Past Teams: Lions Suck


Hicks, Zach (2004-2005)
Status: MIA

  • Regular Season Record: 10-16 (.385)
  • Playoff Record: 0-1 (.000)
  • Championships: 0
  • Total Trophies: 0

Past Teams: CTU, Fucking Chuck Norris


Kopeck, Jason (2015-2020)
Status: In Good Standing

  • Regular Season Record: 40-38
  • Playoff Record: 1-3
  • Championships: 0
  • Total Trophies: 1

Past Teams: Murphy Inn-ies


McLeod, Tim (2000-2023)
Status: In Good Standing… I guess.

  • Regular Season Record: 148-155 (.488)
  • Playoff Record: 7-10 (.411)
  • Championships: 1
  • Total Trophies: 3

Past Teams: Timbo’s Terrorizors, Team Ramrod, The Poon Warriors, The inTIMidators, The Timinator, Timtation, The TimBomb, Ta Ta Ta Timbo, The Quinninator, Zombie Timbo, The Season of Timbo, B M Busta Timbo, TIM!, TIMMO!, Fanduel Boosters, Deep Timbo Rising


Mollan, Matt (2002)

Status: In Good Standing

  • Regular Season Record: 6-7 (.461)
  • Playoff Record: 0-1 (.000)
  • Championships: 0
  • Total Trophies: 0

Past Teams: The Wet Bandits


Mollan, Scott (2001)
Status: Fuck that Guy

  • Regular Season Record: 7-7 (.500)
  • Playoff Record: N/A
  • Championships: 0
  • Total Trophies: 0

Past Teams: The Other White Meat


Pauly, Bryan (2002, 2005)
Status: Not Banned, but unlikely to ever be invited back

  • Regular Season Record: 11-15 (.423)
  • Playoff Record: 0-1 (.000)
  • Championships: 0
  • Total Trophies: 0

Past Teams: Lick ‘Em, sux to be me


Pietrykowski, Eric (2002)

Status: Should Always Be Given First Offer, has refused like 6 times.

  • Regular Season Record: 7-6 (.538)
  • Playoff Record: 3-0
  • Championships: 1
  • Total Trophies: 1

Past Teams: Turd Ferguson


Robbins, Freddie (2002)
Status: Who? BANNED 

  • Regular Season Record: 0-13 (.000)
  • Playoff Record: N/A
  • Championships: 0
  • Total Trophies: 0

Past Teams: Ninja Bear


Sanchez, John (2016-2020)
Status: In Good Standing

  • Regular Season Record: 40-25 (.615)
  • Playoff Record: 4-4
  • Championships: 1
  • Total Trophies: 1

Past Teams: BE A MAN HOGAN


Sanchez, Steve (2016-2023)
Status: Totally Gay. 

  • Regular Season Record: 62-45 (.579)
  • Playoff Record: 5-4
  • Championships: 1
  • Total Trophies: 4

Past Teams: Mexico City Quasars