12/20/25
The Official SC League Awards Winners
COACH OF YEAR
Fewest lineup mistakes
- 2025 – Kaiser (QAnon) and Ryan (Burrito Warrior Revival)
- 2024 – Trigger (The Flying Dutchmen)
- 2023 – Matt Alley (SECOND DECK)
- 2022 – Stephen Sanchez (The Mexico City Quasars)
- 2021 – Stephen Sanchez (The Mexico City Quasars)
- 2020 – Matt Alley (SECOND DECK)
- 2019 – Brian Kronner (Redbank Mallrats)

REGULAR SEASON CHAMP
The team that entered the Playoffs as the #1 overall seed.
| 2001 – Chris | 2011 – Matt | 2021 – Mark |
| 2002 – Dave | 2012 – Tim | 2022 – Matt |
| 2003 – Jones | 2013 – Tim | 2023 – Josh |
| 2004 – Trigger | 2014 – Kronner | 2024 – Chris |
| 2005 – Dave | 2015 – J. Koepek | 2025 – Mark |
| 2006 – Jones | 2016 – Steve | |
| 2007 – Matt | 2017 – J. Sanchez | |
| 2008 – Josh | 2018 – Chris | |
| 2009 – Ryan | 2019 – Jones | |
| 2010 – Jones | 2020 – Jones |
- The Coach with the most regular season titles is Jones (5).
- The longest stretch in between #1 seeds is Chris (17 years).
- Dave won twice in four years, but hasn’t again since 2005.
- Timmy’s only two #1 Seeds came back-to-back (2012-2013).
- Two retired Coaches had a #1 Seed (John Sanchez & Jason K)
TOP OFFENSE
Most points scored in the regular season
| 2001 – Chris | 2011 – Ryan | 2021 – Jones |
| 2002 – Dave | 2012 – Jones | 2022 – Jones |
| 2003 – Byrd | 2013 – Toepel | 2023 – Dave |
| 2004 – Trigger | 2014 – Dave | 2024 – Chris |
| 2005 – Dave | 2015 – Dave | 2025 – Ryan |
| 2006 – Jones | 2016 – Steve | |
| 2007 – Matt | 2017 – Steve | |
| 2008 – Dave | 2018 – Chris | |
| 2009 – Jones | 2019 – J. Sanchez | |
| 2010 – Jones | 2020 – Chris |
- The Coach with the most #1 finishes in Points For is a tie between Dave and Jones (6).
- Jim Fucking Toepel won in 2013, and just missed in 2024 – who saw that coming?

| Manager | Count | Total % | Player % |
| Jones | 6 | 25.00% | 25.00% |
| Dave | 6 | 25.00% | 25.00% |
| Chris | 4 | 16.67% | 16.67% |
| Steve | 2 | 8.33% | 25.00% |
| Ryan | 2 | 8.33% | 14.29% |
| J. Sanchez | 1 | 4.17% | 20.00% |
| Byrd | 1 | 4.17% | 8.33% |
| Jim | 1 | 4.17% | 6.67% |
| Trigger | 1 | 4.17% | 4.17% |
| Matt | 1 | 4.17% | 4.17% |
| Kronner | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00% |
| Kyle | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00% |
| Shaun | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00% |
| Josh | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00% |
| Kaiser | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00% |
*So the Total % is based on years on record, while the Player % is based on how many seasons each guy participated.
HARDEST SCHEDULE
Most points-against for the regular season
| 2001 – Trigger | 2011 – Ryan | 2021 – Trigger |
| 2002 – Kronner | 2012 – Kronner | 2022 – Ryan |
| 2003 – Kronner | 2013 – Kronner | 2023 – Matt |
| 2004 – Dave | 2014 – Ryan | 2024 – Kronner |
| 2005 – Kronner | 2015 – Ryan | 2025 – Ryan |
| 2006 – Trigger | 2016 – Matt | |
| 2007 – Kronner | 2017 – Jason K. | |
| 2008 – Trigger | 2018 – Jones | |
| 2009 – Kronner | 2019 – S. Sanchez | |
| 2010 – Trigger | 2020 – Chris |
- The Coach with the most is Kronner (8), which hardly seems fair.
- Trigger and Ryan have the 2nd worst luck, facing the toughest road 5 times each.
- Rayn’s 5 times is especially brutal considering he’s played 10 fewer seasons than Kasier, who has 0. In 2025, Ryan’s schedule was 3000 points harder than Mark’s. Trigger and Kronner were both Top 5 hardest schedules this year too.

| Coach | Count | Total % | Player % |
| Kronner | 8 | 33.33% | 33.33% |
| Trigger | 5 | 20.83% | 20.83% |
| Ryan | 5 | 20.83% | 38.46% |
| Matt | 2 | 8.33% | 8.33% |
| Jason | 1 | 4.17% | 16.67% |
| Steve | 1 | 4.17% | 12.50% |
| Jones | 1 | 4.17% | 4.17% |
| Chris | 1 | 4.17% | 4.17% |
| Dave | 1 | 4.17% | 4.17% |
| Josh | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00% |
| Kyle | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00% |
| Jim | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00% |
| Shaun | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00% |
| Kaiser | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00% |
*So the Total % is based on years on record, while the Player % is based on how many seasons each guy participated.
OFFICIAL TOILET BOWL CHAMPION
Starting in 2021, a $20 buy-in was instituted for a secondary contest in the consolation bracket. It’s basically a boon for one team, and additional punishment to the other six for missing the playoff.
- 2025 – Down to Kronner, Dave, Trigger and Kyle – PENDING
- 2024 – The Washington Sentinels outlast Dave and Cork
- 2023 – Second Deck defeats QAnon
- 2022 – Burrito Warrior Revival defeats the Washington Sentinels
- 2021 – The Mexico City Quasars defeats the Flying Dutchmen

THE HANSON AWARD
Highest single-game score of the year
* Denotes a playoff game
| 2001 – Jones (1224) | 2011 – Matt (3645)* | 2021 – Mark (2818) |
| 2002 – Dave (2542) | 2012 – Josh (3135) | 2022 – Jones (2844) |
| 2003 – Byrd (2595) | 2013 – Chris (3464) | 2023 – Dave (2919) |
| 2004 – Tim (2349) | 2014 – Mark (3157) | 2024 – Toepel (2667) |
| 2005 – Byrd (2639) | 2015 – Dave (2831)* | 2025 – Ryan (2774) |
| 2006 – Jones (2501) | 2016 – Matt (2628) | |
| 2007 – Toepel (2502) | 2017 – Steve (2710) | |
| 2008 – Jones (2395) | 2018 – Kron (2814) | |
| 2009 – Ryan (2316)* | 2019 – Mark (2842) | |
| 2010 – Kron (3179) | 2020 – Chris (3003) |

THE DARKO AWARD
The lowest single-game score of the year, aka Dump of the Year
| 2001 – Trigger (342) | 2011 – Dave (1121) | 2021 – Dave (1269) |
| 2002 – F. Robbins (542) | 2012 – Toepel (1094) | 2022 – Dave (996) |
| 2003 – K. Burns (526) | 2013 – Chris (1470) | 2023 – Mark (1223) |
| 2004 – Z. Hicks (828) | 2014 – Ryan (1153) | 2024 – Kyle (1437) |
| 2005 – B. Pauly (682) | 2015 – Ryan (1170) | 2025 – Josh (1112) |
| 2006 – Dave (896) | 2016 – Toepel (1103) | |
| 2007 – Josh (975) | 2017 – Dave (1206) | |
| 2008 – Dave (1110) | 2018 – Mark (1038) | |
| 2009 – Chris (844) | 2019 – Tim (1225) | |
| 2010 – Mark (1258 x2) | 2020 – Mark (1283) |
- Dave is King of the Dumps here with the most wins(?) at 6.
- Mark has the most Dump of the Week Awards, but Dave leads Dump of the Year.
- Mark checks in next with 5, two of which came in the same season.
- The only other Coaches to show up multiple times are Ryan, Chris and Toepel (2 each).
- Toepel’s first dump came in 2012, he then won for most points in the league in 2013.
- Dump of the Year features four Coaches who spent only 1-2 seasons in the league.

THE DOMINATOR
Winner of the year’s biggest blowout
Game scores are only available going back to 2004. – * Denotes Playoff Game
| 2001 – N/A | 2011 – Matt (1453) | 2021 – Mark (1283) |
| 2002 – N/A | 2012 – Jones (1350) | 2022 – Jones (1110) |
| 2003 – N/A | 2013 – Jones (1384) | 2023 – Ryan (1198) |
| 2004 – Tim (1148) | 2014 – Dave (1266) | 2024 – Toepel (1230) |
| 2005 – Byrd (1116) | 2015 – Jones (1002) | 2025 – Trigger (821) |
| 2006 – Tim (1170) | 2016 – Kopeck (981) | 2026 |
| 2007 – Tim (1180)* | 2017 – Steve (955) | 2027 |
| 2008 – Toepel (1096) | 2018 – Chris (1166) | 2028 |
| 2009 – Ryan (875) | 2019 – Jones (1077) | 2029 |
| 2010 – Jones (1334) | 2020 – Chris (1170) | 2030 |
- Once again, we see Jones dominating a list, 6 wins here.
- Second most dominations actually goes to Timbo, with 3, all while Bush was in office.
- Jim, Chris and Ryan are the only other coaches to show up here more than once (2).
- Ryan’s 2023 victory came in a year where he finished 12th place in the Reg. Season.

BABARIAN BOWL!
Winner of the Kronner v. Jones Grudge Match
- 2025: Week 12 – Kronner slap-fights Jones; 1649-1571
- 2025: Week 1 – Jones smashes Kronner; 2010-1853
- 2024: Week 11 – Jones crushes Kronner; 2305-1802

DARK WORLD / LOVE & THUNDER BOWL
Winner of the annual Sanchez vs Tansuche Grudge Match
- 2023: Week 9 – Chris wins 1926 – 1791
- 2022: Week 10 – Chris wins 1913 – 1788
- 2022: Week 3 – Steve wins 2289 – 1912
- 2021: Week 7 – Steve wins 2249 – 1822

PLAYER OF THE YEAR
| 2021 | 2022 | 2023 | 2024 | 2025 | |
| QB | T. Brady | P. Mahomes | J. Allen | L. Jackson | J. Allen |
| RB | J. Taylor | J. Jacobs | C. McCaffrey | S. Barkley | J. Taylor |
| WR | C. Kupp | T. Hill | T. Hill | J. Chase | Smith-Njigba |
| TE | M. Andrews | T. Kelce | T. Kelce | G. Kittle | T. McBride |
| K | N. Folk | T. Bass | B. Aubrey | C. Boswell | J. Myers |
| DB | D. James Jr. | L. Sneed | D. Bland | B. Baker | T. Smith |
| DL | M. Garett | M. Crosby | M. Crosby | M. Garrett | M. Garrett |
| LB | E. Kendricks | R. Smith | TJ Watt | Z. Baun | J. Campbell |
BEST DRAFT (Defunct)
Most efficient use of draft capital
- 2022 – N/A
- 2021 – Jon Jones (Sc4_Skippers)
- 2020 – N/A
- 2019 – Trigger (Flying Dutchmen)
RIVALRY CHAMP (Defunct)
The most decisive win in a Rivalry Week
- 2022 – Matt Alley (SECOND DECK) [Beating Kyle by 756 points]
- 2021 – Mark Kaiser (QAnon) [Beating Dave by 1283 points]
- 2020 – Mark Kaiser (QAnon) [Beating Matt by 846 points]
- 2019 – Matt Alley (SECOND DECK) [Beating Dave by 682 points]
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