YEARLY AWARDS

12/20/25

The Official SC League Awards Winners

COACH OF YEAR

Fewest lineup mistakes

  • 2025 – Kaiser (QAnon) and Ryan (Burrito Warrior Revival)
  • 2024 – Trigger (The Flying Dutchmen)
  • 2023 – Matt Alley (SECOND DECK)
  • 2022 – Stephen Sanchez (The Mexico City Quasars)
  • 2021 – Stephen Sanchez (The Mexico City Quasars)
  • 2020 – Matt Alley (SECOND DECK)
  • 2019 – Brian Kronner (Redbank Mallrats)
I googled “mark kaiser and ryan kreger” and this is the picture that showed up. *shrug* Close enough.

REGULAR SEASON CHAMP

The team that entered the Playoffs as the #1 overall seed.

2001 – Chris 2011 – Matt 2021 – Mark
2002 – Dave 2012 – Tim 2022 – Matt
2003 – Jones 2013 – Tim 2023 – Josh
2004 – Trigger 2014 – Kronner 2024 – Chris
2005 – Dave 2015 – J. Koepek 2025 – Mark
2006 – Jones 2016 – Steve
2007 – Matt 2017 – J. Sanchez
2008 – Josh 2018 – Chris
2009 – Ryan 2019 – Jones
2010 – Jones 2020 – Jones
  • The Coach with the most regular season titles is Jones (5).
  • The longest stretch in between #1 seeds is Chris (17 years).
  • Dave won twice in four years, but hasn’t again since 2005.
  • Timmy’s only two #1 Seeds came back-to-back (2012-2013).
  • Two retired Coaches had a #1 Seed (John Sanchez & Jason K)

TOP OFFENSE

Most points scored in the regular season

2001 – Chris 2011 – Ryan 2021 – Jones
2002 – Dave 2012 – Jones 2022 – Jones
2003 – Byrd 2013 – Toepel 2023 – Dave
2004 – Trigger 2014 – Dave 2024 – Chris
2005 – Dave 2015 – Dave 2025 – Ryan
2006 – Jones 2016 – Steve
2007 – Matt 2017 – Steve
2008 – Dave 2018 – Chris
2009 – Jones 2019 – J. Sanchez
2010 – Jones 2020 – Chris
  • The Coach with the most #1 finishes in Points For is a tie between Dave and Jones (6).
  • Jim Fucking Toepel won in 2013, and just missed in 2024 – who saw that coming?

Manager Count Total % Player %
Jones 6 25.00% 25.00%
Dave 6 25.00% 25.00%
Chris 4 16.67% 16.67%
Steve 2 8.33% 25.00%
Ryan 2 8.33% 14.29%
J. Sanchez 1 4.17% 20.00%
Byrd 1 4.17% 8.33%
Jim 1 4.17% 6.67%
Trigger 1 4.17% 4.17%
Matt 1 4.17% 4.17%
Kronner 0 0.00% 0.00%
Kyle 0 0.00% 0.00%
Shaun 0 0.00% 0.00%
Josh 0 0.00% 0.00%
Kaiser 0 0.00% 0.00%

*So the Total % is based on years on record, while the Player % is based on how many seasons each guy participated.


HARDEST SCHEDULE

Most points-against for the regular season

2001 – Trigger 2011 – Ryan 2021 – Trigger
2002 – Kronner 2012 – Kronner 2022 – Ryan
2003 – Kronner 2013 – Kronner 2023 – Matt
2004 – Dave 2014 – Ryan 2024 – Kronner
2005 – Kronner 2015 – Ryan 2025 – Ryan
2006 – Trigger 2016 – Matt
2007 – Kronner 2017 – Jason K.
2008 – Trigger 2018 – Jones
2009 – Kronner 2019 – S. Sanchez
2010 – Trigger 2020 – Chris
  • The Coach with the most is Kronner (8), which hardly seems fair.
  • Trigger and Ryan have the 2nd worst luck, facing the toughest road 5 times each.
  • Rayn’s 5 times is especially brutal considering he’s played 10 fewer seasons than Kasier, who has 0. In 2025, Ryan’s schedule was 3000 points harder than Mark’s. Trigger and Kronner were both Top 5 hardest schedules this year too.
Look at these fucking clowns…

 

Coach Count Total % Player %
Kronner 8 33.33% 33.33%
Trigger 5 20.83% 20.83%
Ryan 5 20.83% 38.46%
Matt 2 8.33% 8.33%
Jason 1 4.17% 16.67%
Steve 1 4.17% 12.50%
Jones 1 4.17% 4.17%
Chris 1 4.17% 4.17%
Dave 1 4.17% 4.17%
Josh 0 0.00% 0.00%
Kyle 0 0.00% 0.00%
Jim 0 0.00% 0.00%
Shaun 0 0.00% 0.00%
Kaiser 0 0.00% 0.00%

*So the Total % is based on years on record, while the Player % is based on how many seasons each guy participated.


OFFICIAL TOILET BOWL CHAMPION

Starting in 2021, a $20 buy-in was instituted for a secondary contest in the consolation bracket. It’s basically a boon for one team, and additional punishment to the other six for missing the playoff.

  • 2025 – Down to Kronner, Dave, Trigger and Kyle – PENDING
  • 2024 – The Washington Sentinels outlast Dave and Cork
  • 2023 – Second Deck defeats QAnon
  • 2022 – Burrito Warrior Revival defeats the Washington Sentinels
  • 2021 – The Mexico City Quasars defeats the Flying Dutchmen
“Lemme just get Dave and Cork outta here…”

THE HANSON AWARD

Highest single-game score of the year

* Denotes a playoff game

2001 – Jones (1224) 2011 – Matt (3645)* 2021 – Mark (2818)
2002 – Dave (2542) 2012 – Josh (3135) 2022 – Jones (2844)
2003 – Byrd (2595) 2013 – Chris (3464) 2023 – Dave (2919)
2004 – Tim (2349) 2014 – Mark (3157) 2024 – Toepel (2667)
2005 – Byrd (2639) 2015 – Dave (2831)* 2025 – Ryan (2774)
2006 – Jones (2501) 2016 – Matt (2628)
2007 – Toepel (2502) 2017 – Steve (2710)
2008 – Jones (2395) 2018 – Kron (2814)
2009 – Ryan (2316)* 2019 – Mark (2842)
2010 – Kron (3179) 2020 – Chris (3003)
Compulsive High Scorer: Jon Jones, Four-Time Winner of the HANSON AWARD

THE DARKO AWARD

The lowest single-game score of the year, aka Dump of the Year

2001 – Trigger (342) 2011 – Dave (1121) 2021 – Dave (1269)
2002 – F. Robbins (542) 2012 – Toepel (1094) 2022 – Dave (996)
2003 – K. Burns (526) 2013 – Chris (1470) 2023 – Mark (1223)
2004 – Z. Hicks (828) 2014 – Ryan (1153) 2024 – Kyle (1437)
2005 – B. Pauly (682) 2015 – Ryan (1170) 2025 – Josh (1112)
2006 – Dave (896) 2016 – Toepel (1103)
2007 – Josh (975) 2017 – Dave (1206)
2008 – Dave (1110) 2018 – Mark (1038)
2009 – Chris (844) 2019 – Tim (1225)
2010 – Mark (1258 x2) 2020 – Mark (1283)
  • Dave is King of the Dumps here with the most wins(?) at 6.
  • Mark has the most Dump of the Week Awards, but Dave leads Dump of the Year.
  • Mark checks in next with 5, two of which came in the same season.
  • The only other Coaches to show up multiple times are Ryan, Chris and Toepel (2 each).
  • Toepel’s first dump came in 2012, he then won for most points in the league in 2013.
  • Dump of the Year features four Coaches who spent only 1-2 seasons in the league.
King of the Dumps: Dave Alley, Six-Time Winner of the DARKO AWARD. Additionally, we see Mark ‘The Legend’ Kaiser, the only man to ever win Dump of the Year twice in one year.

THE DOMINATOR

Winner of the year’s biggest blowout

Game scores are only available going back to 2004. – * Denotes Playoff Game

2001 – N/A 2011 – Matt (1453) 2021 – Mark (1283)
2002 – N/A 2012 – Jones (1350) 2022 – Jones (1110)
2003 – N/A 2013 – Jones (1384) 2023 – Ryan (1198)
2004 – Tim (1148) 2014 – Dave (1266) 2024 – Toepel (1230)
2005 – Byrd (1116) 2015 – Jones (1002) 2025 – Trigger (821)
2006 – Tim (1170) 2016 – Kopeck (981) 2026
2007 – Tim (1180)* 2017 – Steve (955) 2027
2008 – Toepel (1096) 2018 – Chris (1166) 2028
2009 – Ryan (875) 2019 – Jones (1077) 2029
2010 – Jones (1334) 2020 – Chris (1170) 2030
  • Once again, we see Jones dominating a list, 6 wins here.
  • Second most dominations actually goes to Timbo, with 3, all while Bush was in office.
  • Jim, Chris and Ryan are the only other coaches to show up here more than once (2).
  • Ryan’s 2023 victory came in a year where he finished 12th place in the Reg. Season.
MASTER BLASTER! The most common dominatrix of the year is six-time winner Jon Jones.

BABARIAN BOWL!

Winner of the Kronner v. Jones Grudge Match

  • 2025: Week 12 – Kronner slap-fights Jones; 1649-1571
  • 2025: Week 1 – Jones smashes Kronner; 2010-1853
  • 2024: Week 11 – Jones crushes Kronner; 2305-1802

DARK WORLD / LOVE & THUNDER BOWL

Winner of the annual Sanchez vs Tansuche Grudge Match

  • 2023: Week 9 – Chris wins 1926 – 1791
  • 2022: Week 10 – Chris wins 1913 – 1788
  • 2022: Week 3 – Steve wins 2289 – 1912
  • 2021: Week 7 – Steve wins 2249 – 1822


PLAYER OF THE YEAR

2021 2022 2023 2024 2025
QB T. Brady P. Mahomes J. Allen L. Jackson J. Allen
RB J. Taylor J. Jacobs C. McCaffrey S. Barkley J. Taylor
WR C. Kupp T. Hill T. Hill J. Chase Smith-Njigba
TE M. Andrews T. Kelce T. Kelce G. Kittle T. McBride
K N. Folk T. Bass B. Aubrey C. Boswell J. Myers
DB D. James Jr. L. Sneed D. Bland B. Baker T. Smith
DL M. Garett M. Crosby M. Crosby M. Garrett M. Garrett
LB E. Kendricks R. Smith TJ Watt Z. Baun J. Campbell

BEST DRAFT (Defunct)

Most efficient use of draft capital

  • 2022 – N/A
  • 2021 – Jon Jones (Sc4_Skippers)
  • 2020 – N/A
  • 2019 – Trigger (Flying Dutchmen)

RIVALRY CHAMP (Defunct)

The most decisive win in a Rivalry Week

  • 2022 – Matt Alley (SECOND DECK) [Beating Kyle by 756 points]
  • 2021 – Mark Kaiser (QAnon) [Beating Dave by 1283 points]
  • 2020 – Mark Kaiser (QAnon) [Beating Matt by 846 points]
  • 2019 – Matt Alley (SECOND DECK) [Beating Dave by 682 points]