After two plus decades of league play, we've tested some systems, played briefly with keepers, and developed some quirks. We've repeatedly tried to implement 12th place penalties, though I don't think any have ever been followed through on (doesn't Trigger owe some one a car wash?), but the one that seems to have taken hold, … Continue reading The Bowl Games; Prizes Filled with Spite! (UPDATED)
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In a Year of Crazy NFL Stories, This is One of Them – Werewolf Robs Bank
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Around the League: Week 13
As Week 13 gets underway, we sent our crack team of investigative reporters around the league to see how the teams are handling the stretch run. SECOND DECK The 11-1 juggernaut that is Second Deck continues to roll, rattling off 11 straight, following their week one loss to the Skippers. Overcoming D-Hop's steroid suspension, Mike … Continue reading Around the League: Week 13
Potential Changes for 2023
Here we are again, changing rules as often as the XFL changes bankruptcy claims. We may very well leave things as they are, but there's been a lot of talk about changing things up a bit. With so much chatter, I thought we might want to get a preliminary idea of where people are on … Continue reading Potential Changes for 2023
Dump of the Decade?
So this week Dave dropped (pending stat corrections) 996 points. It's the first sub-1000 score we've seen since 2009. However, scoring has changed over the years, so let's take a look at the adjusted totals for every DUMP OF THE YEAR going back to 2001, and see how it stacks up. RANK YEAR MANAGER ORG. … Continue reading Dump of the Decade?
THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL BIIIIIIITCH!!
Let's take a look at who we should be watching tomorrow night
The Tie is Broken!
As many of us predicted, Yahoo has issued a stat correction, changing 2 solo tackles into assisted tackles for CJ Mosley, and taking 20 points away from the Dutchmen. This drops their record to 5-8, while the Sentinels improve to 8-5. As for the standings, Josh remains in 3rd but has now officially clinched a … Continue reading The Tie is Broken!
The Kaiser Ego Stroke
Team Kaiser, our second most recent League Champ, is off to a historic start. Despite being a two-time champion (2012, 2019), Mark has never started 5-0 before. 2003 (2-3) 2004 (2-3) 2005 (4-1) 2006 (4-1) 2007 (3-2) 2008 (2-3) 2009 (2-3) 2010 (1-4) 2011 (0-5) 2012 (3-2)* 2013 (0-5) 2014 (3-2) 2015 (1-4) 2016 (3-2) … Continue reading The Kaiser Ego Stroke
Five Weeks In – The Trigger Pity Party
The hardest schedule so far, by a mile, belongs to the Flying Dutchmen. Let's not make excuses for Trigger, but let's just marvel at his incredibly bad luck. He has had 3000 more points scored against him through the first five weeks than either the first or second-place teams so far. 3000. That's a lot. … Continue reading Five Weeks In – The Trigger Pity Party
Rivalry Week Preview!
And it's already time for the first of our two Rivalry Weeks! C Tan vs the World v. Murphy Inn-ies There are three sets of brothers in this league now, and two of those sets are playing this week. Unfortunately for Jason, that means playing Chris for the second time in three weeks. We'll all … Continue reading Rivalry Week Preview!
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