It’s everyone’s favorite time of week, the fuckup update! Here’s a look at how we did with coaching decisions through nine weeks.
A refresher on scoring – benching a player that outscores your starter by 50-99 points, gets you a point here, 100-199 gets you 2 points and so on. We also have the real game changer – if you make a coaching misstep, where this one single move would have resulted in a Win rather that the L you swallowed, that’s a penalty of 13 points! The guy with the fewest points at the end of the season is Coach of the Year! Because you can only work with what the GM gives you…
| # | Pre | Coach | Loss | 50-99 | 100-199 | 200-299 | 300+ | Err | Pts |
| 1 | 1 | Ryan | 0 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 16 |
| 2 | 2 | Kaiser | 0 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 18 |
| 3 | 4 | Chris | 0 | 7 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 26 |
| 4 | 3 | Josh | 0 | 9 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 27 |
| 5 | 5 | Jones | 1 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 32 |
| 6 | 6 | Dave | 0 | 8 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 34 |
| 6 | 7 | Trigger | 1 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 34 |
| 8 | 8 | Kronner | 1 | 4 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 15 | 41 |
| 9 | 9 | Shaun | 2 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 47 |
| 10 | 11 | Jim | 2 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 51 |
| 11 | 10 | Kyle | 3 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 14 | 64 |
| 12 | 12 | Matt | 6 | 7 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 96 |
Wow, Matt is on fire, currently on pace to put up the worst coached season since we’ve started tracking these. Another Coaching Loss in W14 should be enough to unseat Jones from that bottom spot…
| Coach | Year | Points | Games | PPG |
| Tim | 2020 | 49 | 13 | 3.77 |
| Dave | 2019 | 51 | 13 | 3.92 |
| Ryan | 2021 | 56 | 14 | 4.00 |
| Jones | 2022 | 81 | 14 | 5.79 |
| Cork | 2024 | 99 | 14 | 7.07 |
| Jones | 2023 | 103 | 14 | 7.36 |
| Matt | 2025 | 96 | 13 | 7.38 |
As far as overall Coaching Losses, we’ve got an outside chance to break last year’s record!
| Coaching Losses | |||
| Year | Losses | Weeks | % |
| 2024 | 18 | 14 | 21.43% |
| 2025 | 16 | 13 | 20.51% |
| 2023 | 17 | 14 | 20.24% |
| 2022 | 15 | 14 | 17.86% |
| 2021 | 12 | 14 | 14.29% |
| 2019 | 10 | 13 | 12.82% |
| 2020 | 4 | 13 | 5.13% |
And as I’m not a golfer, I don’t understand what the guy in #2 did wrong here…