Dave and Jones: IDP Scoring – Part 2

Not many people bothered to vote on the poll at the end of the last IDP post, because likely only Dave and Jon actually read it. But I thought I’d take it a step further anyway, totally out of spite. So this post will look at how Dave and Jon’s season would be going if their scoring systems would implemented. I’m not so devoid of time that I will refigure every games – but I will do all of Jon and Dave’s games…

First a refresher of the proposals;

Tk ATk TFL SAK INT FF FR PD TD SAF BK XPR
2024 17 7 15 60 60 50 40 30 100 100 100 40
Jones 18 8 15 50 50 50 40 25 100 100 100 100
Dave 15 10 10 25 60 50 40 30 100 100 100 40

As things stand, despite the amount of complaining he does, Jon is again in first place, sporting a record of 7-3. Also true to brand, Dave is not in first place, currently sitting 11th at 3-7. Mirror records, all the same complaints…

I’m not going to post all the charts it required to get these numbers, but I took every defensive player from Jon, Kronner, Dave and Jim from their week one matchups. I was gonna do all 10 games for Jon and Dave, and then I decided FUCK THAT. So this is really just a snapshot of the exercise.

T. Bernard TAK AT TFL SAC INT FF FR PD TD PTS DIF
Stats 2 1 1 1
Current 34 7 15 0 0 0 40 0 0 96 0
Jones 36 8 15 0 0 0 60 0 0 119 23
Dave 30 10 10 0 0 0 60 0 0 110 14

So here we see, Bernard scored 96 points that first week with our current system. Under Jon’s scoring he would have had 119, and 110 under Dave’s proposal. Of course this is a player who got no sacks, so let’s also look at Harold Landry. Playing for Jim in week one, Landry had 2.5 sacks…

H. Landry TAK AT TFL SAC INT FF FR PD TD PTS DIF
Stats 4 1 3 2.5
Current 68 7 45 150 0 0 0 0 0 270 270
Jones 72 8 45 125 0 0 0 0 0 250 -20
Dave 60 10 30 62.5 0 0 0 0 0 162 -107

So with this player, we see a similar total under Jon’s system, but under Dave’s there is a significant chance, dropping all the way down to 162.

162?!?! Yo, fuck you Dave!

Now I completed this for all 28 IDPs in those matchups. Here’s what changed…

IDP Jon Dave Kron Jim
Current 926 582 958 1029
Jones 944 616 962 1063
Dave 860 574 876 883
Game Jon Dave Kron Jim
Current 2010 1465 1853 2265
Jones 2028 1499 1857 2272
Dave 1944 1457 1771 2118.5

So in all three scenarios Jon still beats Kronner and Jim still beats Dave. In fact no matter how you mix it up, it doesn’t change – Jim would beat Jones in all three timelines. To be honest it make this whole exercise seem like a total waste of time, so let me try to justify something. The closest game in W1 was Burrito Warrior vs New Guy. A total of 80 points separated the two. Let’s see if anything would have changed there…

IDP Ryan Shaun
Current 671 715
Jones 691 715
Dave 571 645
Game Ryan Shaun
Current 1860 1780
Jones 1880 1780
Dave 1760 1710

So here we see Ryan’s 80 point win extends to a 100 point win with Jon’s IDP scoring. The game gets closer, down to 50 points, but still results in Ryan winning under Dave’s system.

So apparently, nothing even matters. What is even the point of it all….

I was just gonna end this there, but it’s all too meaningless, so I looked for something that might give a bit more satisfaction. And I think I found it. Week 3, Dave beat Ryan 1723-1632. Let’s see how this one shakes out…

IDP Ryan Dave
Current 592 736
Jones 610 741
Dave 593.5 599
Game Ryan Dave
Current 1632 1723
Jones 1650 1729
Dave 1633.5 1586

So, in my limited research, the only game I’ve found yet where the outcome would have changed, is Dave hanging himself in W3, turning a 91-point victory into a 47-point loss.

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