It’s everyone’s favorite time of week, the fuckup update! Here’s a look at how we did with coaching decisions through two weeks.
A refresher on scoring – benching a player that outscores your starter by 50-99 points, gets you a point here, 100-199 gets you 2 points and so on. We also have the real game changer – if you make a coaching misstep, where this one single move would have resulted in a Win rather that the L you swallowed, that’s a penalty of 13 points! The guy with the fewest points at the end of the season is Coach of the Year! Because you can only work with what the GM gives you…
| # | Pre | Coach | Loss | 50-99/ – | 100-199 | 200-299 | 300+ | Total | Points |
| 1 | 1 | Jones | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 |
| 2 | 3 | Ryan | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 |
| 3 | 6 | Josh | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 10 |
| 4 | 4 | Kaiser | 0 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 11 |
| 5 | 8 | Dave | 0 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 13 |
| 5 | 9 | Jim | 0 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 13 |
| 7 | 5 | Chris | 0 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 14 |
| 8 | 2 | Trigger | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 17 |
| 9 | 7 | Kronner | 0 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 19 |
| 10 | 10 | Matt | 2 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 35 |
| 11 | 12 | Shaun | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 37 |
| 12 | 11 | Kyle | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 41 |
The biggest mover of the week is Trigger, with a heartbreaking 30 point loss to Kyle, one that could have been avoiding by just making the OBVIOUS move of benching Bobby Okereke in favor of a DT. Way to go IDIOT. This dropped Trigger from 2nd all the way to 8th.
After that, Josh, Dave and Jim all rose 3 spots a piece, a testament to their EXPERT coaching prowess. EDIT: Dave gets a point for his -3 Kicker start, so Toepel actually moves up four spots into a tie for 5th with Dave.
| Coaching Losses | |||
| Year | Losses | Weeks | % |
| 2019 | 10 | 13 | 12.82% |
| 2020 | 4 | 13 | 5.13% |
| 2021 | 12 | 14 | 14.29% |
| 2022 | 15 | 14 | 17.86% |
| 2023 | 17 | 14 | 20.24% |
| 2024 | 12 | 9 | 22.22% |
| 2025 | 7 | 4 | 29.17% |