It’s everyone’s favorite time of week, the fuckup update! Here’s a look at how we did with coaching decisions through two weeks.
A refresher on scoring – benching a player that outscores your starter by 50-99 points, gets you a point here, and so on. We also have the real game changer – if you make a coaching misstep, where this one single move would have resulted in a Win rather that the L you swallowed, that’s a penalty of 13 points! The guy with the fewest points at the end of the season is Coach of the Year! Because you can only work with what the GM gives you…
| Rank | Coach | Loss | 50-99 | 100-199 | 200-299 | 300+ | Total | Points |
| 1 | Jones | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||
| 2 | Trig | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||||
| 3 | Ryan | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | |||
| 4 | Kaiser | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | |||
| 5 | Chris | 2 | 2 | 4 | 6 | |||
| 6 | Dave | 1 | 3 | 4 | 7 | |||
| 6 | Josh | 1 | 3 | 4 | 7 | |||
| 6 | Kron | 1 | 3 | 4 | 7 | |||
| 9 | Jim | 2 | 3 | 5 | 8 | |||
| 10 | Matt | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 18 | ||
| 11 | Kyle | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 21 | |
| 11 | Shaun | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 21 |
Shaun and Kyle, who are both sitting Top 5 in the standings after two weeks, each racked up some major points so far. Meanwhile Jones, who for years had argued this whole experiment simply rewards the teams with the weakest benches, sits atop the chart here.