Welcome to Week 5!
Congration Gentleman, really cleaning things up this week. After both W1 and W2 resulted in not a single manager turning in a Zero-Error scorecard (the first time since W2 of LAST year), we now have two straight weeks where at least a couple guys got it right. In W3, both Josh and Steve were fuckup-free, and W4 saw Matt and Rev. Kaiser both turn in clean lineups. In Matt’s case, it’s likely cause not a single player on his entire bench reached 35 points, but hey – take the W’s wherever they come.
In even better news, not a single coaching loss this week, which helps drag that average for the year down another 11%, though it’s still on pace to be the worst we’ve done on record.
| Coaching Losses | |||
| Year | Losses | Weeks | % |
| 2019 | 10 | 13 | 12.82% |
| 2020 | 4 | 13 | 5.13% |
| 2021 | 12 | 14 | 14.29% |
| 2022 | 15 | 14 | 17.86% |
| 2023 | 7 | 4 | 29.17% |
So, how has this affected the season rankings?
| Rank | Prev | Coach | Loss | 50-99 | 100-199 | 200-299 | 300+ | Total | Points |
| 1 | 1 | Dave | 1 | 3 | 4 | 7 | |||
| 2 | 2 | Josh | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 8 | ||
| 3 | 4 | Matt | 2 | 4 | 6 | 10 | |||
| 4 | 3 | Ryan | 3 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 12 | ||
| 5 | 4 | Kyle | 4 | 2 | 6 | 14 | |||
| 6 | 8 | Kaiser | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 21 | ||
| 7 | 6 | Steve | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 23 | |
| 7 | 7 | Kronner | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 23 | |
| 7 | 8 | Trigger | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 23 | |
| 10 | 10 | Chris | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 28 | |
| 11 | 11 | Tim | 1 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 30 |
| 12 | 12 | Jones | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 32 |
Dave remains atop the standing for Coach of the Year with an impressive average of 1.0 fuckups per week, very consistent. Matt and Ryan swap places after the Buritto Warrior got a goose egg in the WR slot from Vikings rookie Jordan Addison. Kasier also took advantage of his 0 error week jumping from 8 up to 6, leaving Steve, Kronner and Trigs in a 3-way tie for 7th. Tansuche lucked into a win this week over Kaiser, despite Kmet and Winfield Jr. combing for 556 on his bench. Then the Dakota boys held firm in the basement with their continued decision-making being a testament to the teaching environment of the Cougars.
SC League Forever 