Who’s Getting Some Money? UPDATED

Now is the time where everyone not named Kyle can get excited at the chance for some scraps…

REGULAR SEASON PAYOUTS


1st Place for the Regular Season – $40

Based on Record and Yahoo tie-breakers, this will go to the team that enters the playoffs as the #1 seed.

Sc4_Skippers – Jones and Kronner battled it out in week 13 with the Skips ending victorious, and Jon entered the playoffs for the 2nd year in a row as the #1 seed.


Most Points – $40

This goes to the team that scores the most overall points in the regular season.

CTan vs. The World – Chris’ early-season steamrollering didn’t get him a championship, but it did set him up to win this at a very early point in the year.


Most Points at Each Position – $25 Each

Quarterback – SECOND DECK
Wide Receivers – BE A MAN HOGAN
Running Backs – CTan vs. The World
Tight End – Flying Dutchmen
Kicker – The Quasars
D Spot – CTan vs. The World
Defensive Backs – Redbank Mallrats
Defensive Line –
SC4_Skippers
Linebackers – BE A MAN HOGAN


Rivalry Champ – $25

The team that scored the most lopsided victory in Weeks 5 and 10.

QAnon – Kaiser put an 862 point whooping on Matt and his Rod Allen-inspired team in Week 10.


Coach of the Year – $25

This goes to the Manager who makes the fewest lineup mistakes throughout the year – namely the least number of instances of a bench player significantly outscoring the player you started over him at the same position.

SECOND DECK – Matt Alley, despite missing the post-season and finishing 9th overall, pulled a Stan Van Gundy and coached the shit out of the squad his mediocre GM supplied him with.


POSTSEASON


The Champ – $650

The Tim Bradys – Kyle smacked Steve around in the title game to win his first championship.

2nd Place – $200

The Quasars – Steve can use this money to buy some butt cream to help with that ass ramming he just received.

3rd Place – $100

Sc4_Skippers – Jones edged it out over BE A MAN HOGAN for that Bronze Trophy and a $100.


So here is the payout chart to date; updates coming…

TEAM BEST DRAFT COACH OF YEAR MOST POINTS POSITION BONUS RIVALRY CHAMP REGULAR SEASON BRONZE SILVER GOLD PAYOUT
The Tim Brady’s 650 $650.00
The Quasars 25 200 $225.00
Sc4_Skippers 25 40 100 $165.00
C Tan vs. The World 40 50 $90.00
SECOND DECK 25 25 $50.00
BE A MAN HOGAN 50 $50.00
Qanon 25 $25.00
Redbank Mallrats 25 $25.00
Flying Dutchmen 25 $25.00
TIM! $0.00
Nacho Team $0.00
Murphy Inn-ines $0.00

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