Best Positional Coach: Defensive Line Edition

Well, here’s a bit of a shock. The highest scoring D-Linemen in the league this year; Detroit’s own Romeo Okwara. And he finished the year in our league on the Waiver Wire.

So who was the best D-Lineman still rostered at the end? That would be DeForest Buckner, who finished up with the Tim Bradys, but Kyle isn’t our winner here. It’s Dave! Oh wait, sorry that’s wrong. Dave’s team actually finished dead-fucking-last. The Nacho squad managed a pitful 67 point average at D-Line and finished with 880 points through 13 games. Better luck next time Slim Davey.

Tan was pretty eager to get the D-Line figured out, and with good reason. His team put up solid numbers in that spot, and he actually edged out SECOND DECK 1450 to 1430 for the year. Looks like Aaron Donald was good enough to get Tan the SILVER here. That’s right. While 1450 was good, it couldn’t compete with the Skippers’ 1750 points in the same slot.

JJ Warr requesting to be waived by the Texans.

Team Jones started the year with perennial favorite (to get injured) JJ Watt. The Skippers pushed Watt’s wheelchair out there through week 6 before bringing in Cowboys rusher (and former Quasar All-Star) DeMarcus Lawrence for two games. Then a quick check back in with Watt for week 9, and then picked up Romeo Okwara for two weeks, and then closed it out with Watt for the last two. Not bad, only three guys, all on horrible teams, and the Skippers still finished 300 points ahead of their closest competiton.

Enjoy your $25 ya filthy animal!