Alright kids, let’s start talking about who is getting paid…
Here’s what we know so far…
Division Winners: $30
- West Philly – Sc4_Skippers
- Bel Air – SECOND DECK
The biggest loser here is without a doubt the Flying Dutchmen, who saw SECOND DECK lose to C Tan vs. The World, opening the door for not only a Division Title but a first-round playoff BYE as well. In response, the Dutch put up a sub-1500 point game against the 11th place (Platinum Level) Quasars.
WEEKLY HIGH SCORE: $5
- Wk. 1 – Kaiser (2406)
- Wk. 2 – Jones (2732)
- Wk. 3 – Kaiser (2842)
- Wk. 4 – John (2434)
- Wk. 5 – Kaiser (2657)
- Wk. 6 – Jones (2531)
- Wk. 7 – Timmy (2261)
- Wk. 8 – Matt (2466)
- Wk. 9 – Trigger (2324)
- Wk. 10 – Trigger (2746)
- Wk. 11 – Jones (2668)
- Wk. 12 – Kronner (2752)
- Wk. 13 – Kronner (2228)
So far that puts the payouts as such…
| TEAM | HIGH SCORE | DIVISION | BRONZE | SILVER | GOLD | PAYOUT |
| Qanon | 3 | 1 | $315.00 | |||
| Redbank Mallrats | 2 | 1 | $135.00 | |||
| SECOND DECK | 1 | 1 | 1 | $85.00 | ||
| Sc4_Skippers | 3 | 1 | $45.00 | |||
| Flying Dutchmen | 2 | $10.00 | ||||
| BE A MAN HOGAN | 1 | $5.00 | ||||
| TIM! | 1 | $5.00 | ||||
| Nacho Team | $0.00 | |||||
| The Quasars | $0.00 | |||||
| The Tim Brady’s | $0.00 | |||||
| C Tan vs. The World | $0.00 | |||||
| Murphy Inn-ines | $0.00 |
As for the payouts still to be determined…
- 1st Place Champion: $300 plus the honor of housing, and prominently displaying the recently updated trophy for one year before you fuck it up in the next draft and take Dom Davis or Antonio Brown or Nick Bellore or something…
- 2nd Place: $125 and the boiling internal rage that comes with losing the championship game in what was likely a screw-job conspiracy against you, perpetrated by the NFL/the Refs/Fake Injuries/Donald Trump/the Military-Industrial Complex, or whatever rule change Jones last proposed.
- 3rd Place: $50. You get your money back and the satisfaction of knowing you’re not only a better person than Tim “Marysville” McLeod, but you’re also a better Fantasy Manager. *Should Tim get 3rd, the universe will collapse upon itself. (Good thing Tim didn’t get 3rd!!!)
- 4th-11th Place: Your mediocrity will serve as a reminder of how insignificant you really are in the grand scope of things, as you now represent the Lions’ all-time win percentage. Not the best, not the worst, just utterly forgettable.
- 12th Place: You have to wash the champ’s car (or if you’re not local, send $6) at least once during the season.
I realize we never settled on a 12th place penalty, but this seems fair.
Anyone who would like to place side or prop bets moving forward, let me know.
Also, I think it’s time we up the Buy-In for 2020. Thoughts?
SC League Forever 