The Best Regular Season Teams Ever!

So after all that confusion about Timmy’s 2004 squad being the best – it’s not even HIS best – it was time to set the record straight.

I’m open to revised formulas, but this is based on what Jones and I came up with some years ago while hanging out at Royal Oak Mattress King.

  • Points For (40%)
  • Points Against (30%)
  • Winning Percentage (30%)

So here are three charts – the best regular season for each active manager, the best regular season for each year’s eventual champ, and the All-Time Best List – of which a minimum score of 10.0 is required for inclusion.

Sorry, to the 9.9 teams.

BEST REGULAR SEASON PER MANAGER

Manager Team Year Record Points for Points Against Winning % Weighted Score
Jones Sc4_Skippers 2010 10-3 12 10 12 11.4
Kronner Team Winterfell 2013 8-5 11 12 11 11.3
John BE A MAN HOGAN 2019 12-1 12 11 9 10.8
Dave Nacho Team 2015 9-4 11 10 11 10.7
Matt ICE’d 2016 7-6 11 12 9 10.7
Tansuche C Tan Vs. The World 2018 9-4 12 5 12 9.9
McLeod Ta Ta Timbo 2010 10-3 11 9 9 9.8
Trigger Flying Dutchmen 2004 10-3 12 3.6 12 9.48
Steve The Quasars 2016 10-3 12 3 12 9.3
Jason Murphy Inn-ines 2017 12-1 8 12 8 9.2
Kaiser Ron Mexico’s Herpes 2005 10-3 10 5 12 9.1
Kyle The Tim Bradys 2018 8-5 5 10 10 8
  • So as it turned out, Timbo’s 2004 season was actually only his third-best personally with a 9.0
  • John Sanchez is the only current manager who was not a part of 2001 season to have a score of over 10.
  • Despite strong career winning percentages, Jason and Kyle have been hampered by playing weak schedules.

BEST REGULAR SEASON BY A CHAMP

Manager CHAMPIONS Year Points for Points Against Winning % Weighted Score
Jones sc4skippers 2003 11 10 12 11
Dave Nacho Team 2015 11 10 11 10.7
Jones sc4skippers 2018 10 12 9 10.3
Pete Turd Fergeson 2002 10 11 8 9.7
Jones Sc4_Skippers 2011 11 7 10 9.5
Steve The Quasars 2016 12 3 12 9.3
McLeod The InTIMidatiors 2004 10.8 3.6 12 9.0
Byrd garcia’s Lisp!!! 2005 11 3 12 8.9
Tansuche QB Black Hole 2008 11 4 11 8.9
Ryan Burrito Warrior 2007 10 6 10 8.8
Kronner Red Bank Mallrats 2001 9 6 10.5 8.55
Trigger Flying Dutchmen 2014 11 2 11 8.3
John BE A MAN HOGAN 2017 11 1 12 8.3
Josh The Blazing Deuce 2010 9 6 9 8.1
Kronner Ivan Drago 2006 8 8 6 7.4
Tansuche C Tan vs the World 2013 7 4 11 7.3
Ryan Burrito Warrior 2009 8 1 12 7.1
Kaiser  ILoveAsianComish 2012 6 5 5 5.4
  • In Kaiser’s championship year, where he had both the #1 and #2 picks, he finished 8th place and snuck into the playoffs – where he then absolutely dominated, winning by an average of 430 points.
  • All three of Jones’ championship runs appear in the Top 5 scores, as he ran from start to finish those years.
  • Despite a 7-6 regular-season record, the year Pete won is still the 4th best because his Points For and Against were both so high.

THE ALL-TIME BEST (Minimum; 10.0)

# Manager Team Name Year Record Points For Points Against Winning %  Weighted Score
1 Jones Sc4_Skippers 2010 10-3 12 10 12 11.4
2 Ryan Burrito Warrior 2011 8-5 12 12 10 11.4
3 Kronner Team Winterfell 2013 8-5 11 12 11 11.3
4 Jones sc4skippers 2003 10-3 11 10 12 11.0
5 Dave Nacho Team 2014 9-4 12 9 11 10.8
6 John BE A MAN HOGAN 2019 8-5 12 11 9 10.8
7 Dave Nacho Team 2015 9-4 11 10 11 10.7
8 Kronner MichaelJacksonRocks 2002 7-5-1 11 12 9 10.7
9 Matt ICE’d 2016 7-6 11 12 9 10.7
10 Dave Tim Sucks 2005 10-3 12 7 12 10.5
11 Byrd Ruff Ryders 2007 9-4 11 8 12 10.4
12 Jones Sc4_Skippers 2018 7-6 10 12 9 10.3
13 Jones Sc4_Skippers 2012 8-5 12 7 11 10.2
14 Toepel fARTPOP 2013 7-6 12 9 9 10.2
15 Kronner Redbank Mallrats 2019 8-5 11 10 9 10.1
  • Tie Breaker – Record
  • In the history of the league, only three managers have ever gotten an 11 or higher.
  • Fuck you Jones.
  • Most Seasons over 10 points – Jones (4), Kronner (3), and Dave (3).

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