So after all that confusion about Timmy’s 2004 squad being the best – it’s not even HIS best – it was time to set the record straight.
I’m open to revised formulas, but this is based on what Jones and I came up with some years ago while hanging out at Royal Oak Mattress King.
- Points For (40%)
- Points Against (30%)
- Winning Percentage (30%)
So here are three charts – the best regular season for each active manager, the best regular season for each year’s eventual champ, and the All-Time Best List – of which a minimum score of 10.0 is required for inclusion.
Sorry, to the 9.9 teams.
BEST REGULAR SEASON PER MANAGER
| Manager | Team | Year | Record | Points for | Points Against | Winning % | Weighted Score |
| Jones | Sc4_Skippers | 2010 | 10-3 | 12 | 10 | 12 | 11.4 |
| Kronner | Team Winterfell | 2013 | 8-5 | 11 | 12 | 11 | 11.3 |
| John | BE A MAN HOGAN | 2019 | 12-1 | 12 | 11 | 9 | 10.8 |
| Dave | Nacho Team | 2015 | 9-4 | 11 | 10 | 11 | 10.7 |
| Matt | ICE’d | 2016 | 7-6 | 11 | 12 | 9 | 10.7 |
| Tansuche | C Tan Vs. The World | 2018 | 9-4 | 12 | 5 | 12 | 9.9 |
| McLeod | Ta Ta Timbo | 2010 | 10-3 | 11 | 9 | 9 | 9.8 |
| Trigger | Flying Dutchmen | 2004 | 10-3 | 12 | 3.6 | 12 | 9.48 |
| Steve | The Quasars | 2016 | 10-3 | 12 | 3 | 12 | 9.3 |
| Jason | Murphy Inn-ines | 2017 | 12-1 | 8 | 12 | 8 | 9.2 |
| Kaiser | Ron Mexico’s Herpes | 2005 | 10-3 | 10 | 5 | 12 | 9.1 |
| Kyle | The Tim Bradys | 2018 | 8-5 | 5 | 10 | 10 | 8 |
- So as it turned out, Timbo’s 2004 season was actually only his third-best personally with a 9.0
- John Sanchez is the only current manager who was not a part of 2001 season to have a score of over 10.
- Despite strong career winning percentages, Jason and Kyle have been hampered by playing weak schedules.
BEST REGULAR SEASON BY A CHAMP
| Manager | CHAMPIONS | Year | Points for | Points Against | Winning % | Weighted Score |
| Jones | sc4skippers | 2003 | 11 | 10 | 12 | 11 |
| Dave | Nacho Team | 2015 | 11 | 10 | 11 | 10.7 |
| Jones | sc4skippers | 2018 | 10 | 12 | 9 | 10.3 |
| Pete | Turd Fergeson | 2002 | 10 | 11 | 8 | 9.7 |
| Jones | Sc4_Skippers | 2011 | 11 | 7 | 10 | 9.5 |
| Steve | The Quasars | 2016 | 12 | 3 | 12 | 9.3 |
| McLeod | The InTIMidatiors | 2004 | 10.8 | 3.6 | 12 | 9.0 |
| Byrd | garcia’s Lisp!!! | 2005 | 11 | 3 | 12 | 8.9 |
| Tansuche | QB Black Hole | 2008 | 11 | 4 | 11 | 8.9 |
| Ryan | Burrito Warrior | 2007 | 10 | 6 | 10 | 8.8 |
| Kronner | Red Bank Mallrats | 2001 | 9 | 6 | 10.5 | 8.55 |
| Trigger | Flying Dutchmen | 2014 | 11 | 2 | 11 | 8.3 |
| John | BE A MAN HOGAN | 2017 | 11 | 1 | 12 | 8.3 |
| Josh | The Blazing Deuce | 2010 | 9 | 6 | 9 | 8.1 |
| Kronner | Ivan Drago | 2006 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7.4 |
| Tansuche | C Tan vs the World | 2013 | 7 | 4 | 11 | 7.3 |
| Ryan | Burrito Warrior | 2009 | 8 | 1 | 12 | 7.1 |
| Kaiser | ILoveAsianComish | 2012 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 5.4 |
- In Kaiser’s championship year, where he had both the #1 and #2 picks, he finished 8th place and snuck into the playoffs – where he then absolutely dominated, winning by an average of 430 points.
- All three of Jones’ championship runs appear in the Top 5 scores, as he ran from start to finish those years.
- Despite a 7-6 regular-season record, the year Pete won is still the 4th best because his Points For and Against were both so high.
THE ALL-TIME BEST (Minimum; 10.0)
| # | Manager | Team Name | Year | Record | Points For | Points Against | Winning % | Weighted Score |
| 1 | Jones | Sc4_Skippers | 2010 | 10-3 | 12 | 10 | 12 | 11.4 |
| 2 | Ryan | Burrito Warrior | 2011 | 8-5 | 12 | 12 | 10 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Kronner | Team Winterfell | 2013 | 8-5 | 11 | 12 | 11 | 11.3 |
| 4 | Jones | sc4skippers | 2003 | 10-3 | 11 | 10 | 12 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Dave | Nacho Team | 2014 | 9-4 | 12 | 9 | 11 | 10.8 |
| 6 | John | BE A MAN HOGAN | 2019 | 8-5 | 12 | 11 | 9 | 10.8 |
| 7 | Dave | Nacho Team | 2015 | 9-4 | 11 | 10 | 11 | 10.7 |
| 8 | Kronner | MichaelJacksonRocks | 2002 | 7-5-1 | 11 | 12 | 9 | 10.7 |
| 9 | Matt | ICE’d | 2016 | 7-6 | 11 | 12 | 9 | 10.7 |
| 10 | Dave | Tim Sucks | 2005 | 10-3 | 12 | 7 | 12 | 10.5 |
| 11 | Byrd | Ruff Ryders | 2007 | 9-4 | 11 | 8 | 12 | 10.4 |
| 12 | Jones | Sc4_Skippers | 2018 | 7-6 | 10 | 12 | 9 | 10.3 |
| 13 | Jones | Sc4_Skippers | 2012 | 8-5 | 12 | 7 | 11 | 10.2 |
| 14 | Toepel | fARTPOP | 2013 | 7-6 | 12 | 9 | 9 | 10.2 |
| 15 | Kronner | Redbank Mallrats | 2019 | 8-5 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 10.1 |
- Tie Breaker – Record
- In the history of the league, only three managers have ever gotten an 11 or higher.
- Fuck you Jones.
- Most Seasons over 10 points – Jones (4), Kronner (3), and Dave (3).